LORD,

people know that i'm a Christian, help me not be an annoying one.

GOD,

i would love to tithe more.  10% of a million dollars is 100 grand, so, if you would like to facilitate that, i would be ok with it.

GOD,

help me love my enemy, because, you know, there's a reason they're my enemy

LORD

thanks for the sun.  Shine on!

LORD

You win in the end.

You already knew that.

LORD

Your creation rocks. i mean, YOU CREATED ROCKS.  now that's heavy

LORD

move me from Bible studies to Bible doings

LORD

if you can use a dork to accomplish Your will, well, here i am

LORD

when i ask you a question, help me shut up long enough to hear your answer